Friday, October 5, 2007

Happy Independence Ke?!

What is there to be happy about? Nigeria is forty-FRIGGIN-Seve... that is way over the hill, with nothing to show for it. And like a toddler:

When Nigeria speaks, her voice does not count
All she can do is stagger along
Half heartedly pretending an attempt
At catching up with other nations
When she tries to take off in a trot
She hits her head against something
And lands squarely on her butt
Not that the head is worth much anyway
The only matter in it is corruption and mediocrity!
What has Nigeria done for anyone
Except to dash dreams or
To go further and convert them to Nightmares
What has Nigeria given us
Except heartache not to mention disgrace
You cannot hold your head high
If you hold a green passport
What is it in this land
That turns us all to grabbing animals
With no care for tomorrow...
What ailment has Nigeria got that is incurable?
Who can deliver this country then
from the deep black hole
She's somehow gotten herself into!

Monday, October 1, 2007

Happy Independence Y'all!

Nigeria at 47! Take a moment and reflect on what ye all have done for your country....Hollas!

Friday, September 28, 2007

You alcoholic undercover blonde...

You've been drinking your breakfast again abi? Watch yourself! by the way the babe sef resemble u and the bobo resemble Mr. Ajani in dread locks! he he he he! And we all know that your sense of style is breathtaking, as in - e fit kill person.

Thursday, September 27, 2007


Some wedding, but T-babes, you forgot that kind of thing only happens in America.

Ado, no probs, I got your back. When you are ready for retaliation, I am here to assist. We need to kill somebori for exposing you.

Wednesday, September 26, 2007

Hot Mess

Adobinxh wedding pics...y'all enjoy!

Blog - Not a good idea?

So have been hearing things about peeps saying this blog thing ain't a good idea. Whaday'all think? I think y'all need to quit been lazy and post your comments or stories.... I tell mail box has 'breathed easy' since... :)

So where are you all? Kunle!!! I miss you o....come back plsssssssssssss

Tuesday, September 25, 2007



Somebori has been using my pen name to post shizzies on this blog. I am the only Bret, y'all better choose your names or ask for help at I am not sharing my identity with nobody, capisce?

And by the way, who the h**l was that SA wannabe holding the wonder cup?

Guess who?

Monday, September 24, 2007


Identify yaself....

Re: Allow me, Alao

Adi baby,

I thot after all these days, you should be able to suspect (at least) that I should know the difference between being drunk, being high and being hung.

For the records, I lost me my fone somewhere in the process of getting drunk on that fateful day, so y'all help a brother in need.

On another note, I miss you, Adi. Idi too.

Saturday, September 22, 2007


who wrote this? No stale posts abeg? btw, the picture is fantastic though! All you slackeroo men take note!

Friday, September 21, 2007

Miracles still happens....and other random ish

A 5 yr old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
>While playing with his toys in her bedroom while Grandma was dusting,
>he looked up and said, "Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend?"
>Grandma replied, "Honey, my TV is my boyfriend. I can sit in my bedroom
>and watch it all day long.
>The TV evangelists keep me company and make me feel so good.
>The comedies make me laugh. I'm really happy with the TV as my
>Grandma turned on the TV and the reception was terrible.
>She started adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
>Frustrated, she finally started hitting the backside of the TV, hoping
>to fix the problem.
>The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the
>and there stood a man. The man said, "Hello, son, is your grandma home?"
>The little boy replied, "Yeah, but she's in the bedroom Bangin' her
>Grandma's minister fainted.

where are you guys?

where's Kunle, Matt, Eedriz, Susan, Bysola and FemO? i am tired of talking to the blonde one, someborri save me!


I see some pple are coming out of hiding with their wld neva ve thot they had one...ah!

kunle are we today :)

Allow me Alao... state for the records, that you were drunk not hung over. Hung over is what you are feeling this morning...

Thursday, September 20, 2007


ol boy, tins is happening since the last time i been here men! someborri shout halleluyah! SA has most definitely lost it... as for you Mr. Alao... i have nothing to say, just come home in one piss, sorry piece!


I got me a hungovre ryt now, so I may be mixing my words togehter. But I remembered that Kunle Orioal says hi to Adora.

That was me and Oriola in a pub called Double Decker, watching rugby (for the life of me!), and the chick is Biola, who Kunle and I had the pleasure ofintroducing to the world of alicohol early this morning. Ahhh...
Over and out, going to look for paracetamol.
Haba...........why do this to yourself now SA???????????????

OK so who's who???

Enter the Saint

I remain the Saint - you can see the Halo over my head so Res Ipsa Loquitur.

I wonder who is....

the blondie now....cos am wondering how do we tell who posted what if you want everyone to make a new post each time they want to say something....ode!
I suggest everyone shld pick a name or something....
I sent out invites to everyone on d email list...maybe that will help with picking names....not sure...but we'd see...

silly babe!

Feel free to change it Blondie!!!! ain't no jealousy here babe! I am the real deal!

Someborri is jealous....AdoBinxh!

binxh....change your binxhy character. Maybe u'd get called angel by someone.

hmmm...why this black color for template? I don't like it...


okay guys, this is how we do!

we're on!!!!